"Our first event completely saturated the venue wi-fi"

December 2021

"4 years ago, we got locked out of production data for 6 hours"

July 2021

"After this all-night migration is the first time I had coffee"

May 2021

"Our AWS bill grew 200x overnight"
"I performed a full production reboot during onboarding"
"A faulty websocket can cost us thousands of dollars"